Trump Approval Rating Improves As Pollsters Learn The United States Is Far More Racist Than Their Initial Projections
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Trump Watches Schindler's List For First Time — Laments the Hero, Ralph Fiennes' Character Amon Goeth Treated Very Badly, Disappointed Oscar Schindler, The Villain Played By Liam Neeson Got Away With It
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As Musk Trump Feud Continues Musk Floods X Platform With Epstein And Trump Shenanigans — Republicans: "Yeah? So? We're Okay With Sexual Abusers And Pedophiles"
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Florida's 'Alligator Auschwitz' Concentration Camp Officially Moves Forward — No Word Yet How Many Gas Chambers And Burial Pits Will Be Required
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Trump Adamant 6 Year Old Leukemia Patient And His 9 Year Old Sister Being Held At ICE Detention In Texas Are The Most Violent MS-13 Gang Members Caught Yet, Pam Bondi Agrees
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Melania Taken By Sex Traffickers Posing As ICE Agents While Secret Service Was In Toilet From A Spicy Taco — Unknowingly Returned To The White House Upon Trump's Recent Dark Web Purchase For Barron, Everyone's Pretending Nothing Happened
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Years In, Trump Supporters Still Easily Duped As $15 Billion Border Wall Sees Not Penny From Mexico — Confirms Trump Can Still Take More Grift From Base
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MAGA Discovers 'Onion Headlines' — Cannot Resist To Angrily Comment And Demonstrate Their Inherent Gullibility
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Concerns Arise MAGA Will No Longer Believe Karoline Leavitt As Favorite Blonde Hair-Dye Discontinued And She Refuses To Buy Inferior American Brand
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Melania Trump Panics As She Realizes Her 'Anchor-Baby' Barron, Whom She Birthed Prior To Her US Citizenship, Is Now A Potential ICE Target
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Satan Begins Preparation Of That 'Special Place In Hell' For ICE Agents And Detention Admin Who Are Holding 6 Year Old Leukemia Patient From Medical Appointments
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As ICE Detains Boy, 6, Battling Leukemia Inside L.A. Courthouse, They Feel Tougher Than Ever And Now Focus Targets Of Elderly, School Children And Disabled
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Trump's Immigration Approval Rating Hits New Low, Poll Shows — However, His Imagined Approval Rating At All-Time High
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Trump In A Huff That World Leaders Are Sexualizing Him As 'Daddy' When The One He Desires Stays Silent — Her Husband Jared Would Disapprove
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Steven Miller Pleased That 2017 Charlottesville White Nationalists Moved Away From Tiki-Torch Marches To Get Real Jobs With Ice — Shows Growth
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With The Bombing Of Iran Not Having The Desired Effect, Trump Considers Making Iran 51st State, Then Having ICE Remove The Undesirables
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5 Months In, MAGA Starting To Wonder When 'Day One' Begins
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Trump Rallies His MAGA Supporters In Inspiring Speech: "Deport Immigrants! This Is What Our Founding Fathers Started The The Civil For For At That Harbor In Boston"
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As Iran Nuclear Tagers Not Completely Wiped Out Trump Considers Sending Whiteman Air Force Base Pilots To LA For ICE Duty As Punishment
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Pete Hegseth Storms Out Of Press Conference Visibly In Tears: "These Reporters Are Mean Poo-Pooo Heads ...I Need A drink"
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Trump Claims If He Was Piloting The B–2 Bomber All Targets Would Have Been Completely Destroyed In Iran
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Melania Speaks Out About Husbands Iran Bombing That Didn't Quite Brings Things To Completion: "That Sounds Like My Donnie"
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Karoline Leavitt Continues To Detach From Reality As She Promotes Trump's New Book As Original, Influential And Strategic — Trump: The Art Of War
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Still Fearful Of ICE Detention Mix-Up, 'Ted Cruz' Changes Name, Again — Rafael Edward Cruz Has Now Fully Transitioned To "Rick E. Crasinski"
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Trump Apologizes To Japanese For US Pearl Harbor Retaliation To Reiterate That Air Strikes Are Not Acts Of War, MAGA Agrees
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