I think about this post anytime DB promotes her clothing on her stories, while also posting about Israel

NYC influencer snark 2.0
DB just learned the phrase “not you [insert activity]” (used as a way of teasing others or yourself for embarrassing or inappropriate behavior) over the weekend and has been using it non-stop!!

NYC influencer snark 2.0
even on my nicest days, I would never send a message like this to an influencer

NYC influencer snark 2.0
if you told me this was a Clique (novel series) book cover, I would believe you

NYC influencer snark 2.0
no but WHERE is Mini Coop!? I fear she has not been carried to bed recently…

NYC influencer snark 2.0