“Ernie, you do realize not everything on YouTube is true, right? How the fuck is Velcro supposed to help hold a baby?”

Bert decided to watch the movie for himself and the lore is completely accurate

Glamrock Chica’s in a food coma and sleeping

Cassandra, a ‘59 Cadillac Ambulance who is very motherly to her owner. She’s hotter than a Kardashian, that’s for sure

Some of the clones get quite desperate to replace each other during filming

A talking chameleon who does chameleon things

They couldn’t be more proud of their fully grown reptilian son. Imagine all the championship belts he’ll get

It won't look good at the pearly gates.

Flake, a snowlady who lives in your fridge and doesn’t melt, despite being made of snow

Biff educating the men and women of tomorrow on problem solving skills by throwing a ball onto the roof of a house

Sometimes you gotta make tough decisions when being a superhero

Some shit’s better left unanswered, Bert

Pomni as a human before she entered The Amazing Digital Circus. Her name is Patricia Wilkins, and she’s an accountant who puts in way too many overtime hours

The Count solved the equation in 2 seconds during his eulogy

Your Martian daughter, Xenon! She’s a good girl and has special powers that make her invulnerable to literally anything

The General Lee. It’s sentient and it’s also a Yandere

The amount of blood Snuffy drew flooded the ring and he was hospitalized for two weeks

It’s pretty hard to tell if you do it in Tennessee

“SLAVAS ARE PLAYA HATAS!”

He’s gonna do great things

It’s a lot bigger on the inside in there

It’s pretty obvious what his pistachio butter really is

“Jesus Christ, you look like the Kardashians’ pet hippo!”

Let’s hope no ice skating performers get killed this time

Kermit the Frog’s coming to town