A rare trousered male postman aka postie in the wild

Here we see a rare subspecies of the male postie in the wild wearing trousers. while not uncommon to find females of the postie species wearing trousers, the male posties wear shorts. this is believed to be in an attempt to impress the females of its species with there ability to not feel the cold. The trousered male subspecies however is believed to attempt to fit in and befriend their female species before trying to mate however unfortunately most of the females of the postie species are say one mail in their life is enough and so reject their male counterparts mating attempts.