Let’s have a laugh - what’s the most funny accusation your narc(s) have accused you of?

It was my birthday yesterday. My nSister makes some drama llama post every year all about her on fb because I don’t talk to her. This year was particularly unhinged! I was accused of manipulation and embezzlement (yes you read that right).

I’m completely stumped what I’ve meant to have embezzled 🤔