PSN down - your wildest (funniest) conspiracy theories please

Let's get creative! Somehing like Elon and DOGE, somehing like "my mother in law is a witch and casted a spell so I won't be able to play this weekend"...

Try to write a category like "Aliens", "RealStuff", "NSFW", "Mystery", "FinancialTerrorism", "Karma", or whatever else comes to your mind . In fact, it'd be great if you could make us all laugh! 😜