Short but sweet Thanksgiving prayer revenge

Hey guys, I was recounting this to a friend earlier and thought it belonged here. It's short and sweet!

Growing up in a religious family, I've had my fair share of dinner prayers. My relatives know I'm not religious in any way (agnostic) and have been that way since I was 11. They loved to target me knowing my parents would force me to go along and just do the prayer. By the time I was 19, I was tired of leading the prayer so I did my petty revenge. Being 2011, Skyrim had just come out and I had put a good 50 hours into it, leading into my petty revenge.

When they asked me to lead prayer, I got a big grin on my face, exclaimed "Sure!" and led them with this:

"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."

I watched the looks on their faces change from confusion to disgust to anger, all while I felt my cousin next to me shaking from trying to hold in laughter.

I was never asked to do it again!