As a man’s glow up

Nakumbuka I told a story sometime back of how this 9/10 chic I used to chase nkiwa freshman pale JKUAT rejected me buana after months of worthless pursuits. I took the L politely and moved on buana settling for a certain boobylicous kind hearted luhya house keeper in kahawa who would always pull up to my crib at Juja and take care of my needs. I came to realise later in life during that period I truly was broke and Swagg less as I was shaving bald in campus buana, no classy lady would ever want me buana. Later I relocated abroad after campus, got there during winter so I let my hair and beard graw back, later adopted this hairy style and as a techie working long hours on the computer screen I started wearing those computer glasses. My wardrobe changed and I knew how to match my shirt with my shoes. Guess who sent me a DM last month after coming across my instagram asking me when I would be coming back to KE so as we could link up for some action. 😂 Hii n maajabu, some years back I wasn’t her type but now I am her type, from nothing to Everything 😂