Soooo!!! I went to church 😅 I might be possessed 💀

I recently traveled to my shags to change environment. Someone had mentioned it as a tactic to curb tushida I had😅 Today morning my distant cousin invited me to their church <naenda kanisa. Na siachi mtu kwa nyumba yangu nkienda church>....nkaoga nkajipeleka. Sipeani whole experience 😅 just one thing I found interesting. When they said visitors should stand and wave, everyone looked at me so I just had to. Tukaambiwa tubaki nyuma after service. Hadi hapo, normal.

Then akaita watu waokoke💀💀 watu wakaenda. Wakaombewa, and all of them started falling like wana_seizure while screaming. Hadi hapo I'm just ok,😅 nmezoea clips za Ng'ang'a. Sikumind

After service watu wakabaki waombewe ugonjwa, I was not feeling ok, si nkaenda kuombewa. Everyone fell screaming, speaking in tongues 💀💀💀 except me😅 akanisukuma akisema "oh thunder fall, yada yada yada" nop, nothing. Tried adding force, sianguki. Akagive up n moved to the next person. Hapo sasa nkaanza kuget entertained😅

Remember the visitors thing? Yeah. Tulikuwa 4. 2 waliokoka earlier, with the theatrics. 2 said we'd already been saved days earlier/years back😅 The pastor looked at me and said sijaokoka because when everyone aliombewa walipata miracles yet mimi sikupata👀 so I look at him and go "Oh, ok." What miracles you ask? The falling and screaming match🤣🤣🤣

Only way to solve that? Niombewe tena. Cue me kneeling and him trying to push me over again just with more force this time around....I really wanted to fall aachane nami. Still didn't. Finally he gave up and let us go.😅😅😅😅

Sasa mbona aambie my cousin I might be possessed 😂😂😂 I might have to leave or fall next time wakiomba coz sasa they've made me a prayer item for the next 3/4days of fasting and prayer 😂😂😂

TL/DR: I just had to tell someone why some churches might be more drama than prayer 😂