80k per year but once every day, you will be randomly compelled to hand-fart "My heart will go on".
If you accept the money, every day, for the rest of your life, you will randomly be compelled to hand-fart (manualism) the song "My heart will go on".
- After accepting the money, you will magically be granted the power to perfectly play "My heart will go on" through hand-farting. This is the only song you will be magically granted the ability to play.
- Once per day and at a random time, you will be compelled to play the entire song through hand-farting. Once compelled, you will stop what you are doing and play the song. This will take place regardless of where you are or who you are around. Once compelled, outside of being in imminent danger, there is nothing that will stop you from playing the entire song.
- You will only be compelled during waking hours and at times when doing so would not pose an imminent safety risk.
Are you taking the deal?