SPECIAL INTEREST ANNOUNCEMENT: Mushroom Foraging

Why you should start mushroom foraging RIGHT NOW:

You get a valid excuse to walk through the wood, alone, with a knife, FOR HOURS.

You can COOK and EAT the mushrooms you collect like a druid fairy creature of the woods you are.

You can IDENTIFY mushrooms, you can COLLECT mushrooms, you can use an app to BUILD YOUR OWN COLLECTION Pokemon Go style.

IT IS FREE. You only need a pocket knife and a basket. Usual knife will do. Bucket will do. Wear gloves if you are uncomfortable touching mushrooms. All mushrooms are SAFE TO TOUCH.

You WILL learn shit about nature while looking for mushrooms. You WILL find weird bones. You WILL travel to places you've never been before.

"What are you doing this weekend?", they will ask. "I will escape to the woods to feed myself", you will answer.

I AM biased. I AM sponsored by Big Fungi. I DO insist.

Go to the woods and collect some mushrooms.