My husband doesn't believe this is a thing...

Updated to add: I have now learned what a Dirty Kermit is. He's buying the Sidecar, but absolutely doesn't understand how there is enough space in a trach for The "Dirty Kermit". I have to say, I'm a little skeptical too, but only a little. Working in ED had def taught me of people creativity.

Original post: I had my gallbladder out on Friday. One of the notes on my discharge says that my birth control may be less effective for the next seven days etc... My partner makes this haphazard joke about how I now have more holes to chose from. Again, he's just trying to be funny.

Unfortunately, I then had to explain to him what a Philadelphia side car is.....🤣🧐 And why his joke gave me jeebies.

He doesn't think it's a real thing that people do.....

WTF would I make this up?

Now, I've never actually encountered a pt myself who has obviously been engaging in it, but I know I've read of it here!

Who wants to vouch for me?