I am a man of highly low intelligence and there’s a very slim chance that will ever change.

I’ve realized throughout the years that I’m stupid.

I’m bad at directions, I can barely remember things, I don’t understand politics.

Jokes go over my head all the time.

I even walk like a stupid man. I wobble mildly.

I’ve been scammed multiple times on OfferUp.

I thought the second person was for sure a good person. After all what are the chances I get scammed twice in a row?

I believed my girlfriend’s male friend who she was seeing all the time was just a close friend and she was trustworthy.

I trusted my uncle not to steal the house after my mother died. He left to Canada with all the proceeds.

I am a stupid, simple man.