I thought Teslas were stupid. Now I own one.

I’m from AL, so we’re 5 years behind in everything. I had no idea how amazing these things were in the inside until I spent some time watching driving tutorials. Then I learned how they were mechanically reliable with very little maintenance, safer than a Volvo, faster than corvette, lowest cost of ownership, and the most American made car.

On top of that it can drive itself, like a fancy robot chauffeur for just $99/ month. I’ll never forget the smile on my wife’s face the first time she stomped it.

Everything about it is better in one way or another.