Airport incident…

Was going through airport security when I realised that I had like $50 worth of lube in my carry on. you’re not allowed more than 100ml so I was kinda terrified of getting searched because I keep it in a bag with like $300 worth of toys. Of course it gets flagged for a search.

Thankfully the attendant must have realised I had a bunch of “private stuff “ with the lube cos they were really discrete about not opening my suitcase up for everyone to see. I’m still miffed about losing all my lube (I’ll likely have to settle for shitty Astroglide from the grocery store or something) but glad it didn’t turn into a more embarrassing situation.