"Fleshlight" isn’t flesh or light — it’s "Silicone Darkness".

You ever stop and think about the name Fleshlight? It’s a combination of Flesh and Light, but it’s neither flesh OR light. It's just trying to be both of those things.

If anything, the "Flesh" is Silicone. And the opposite of "Light" is Darkness.

So why isn’t it called Silicone Darkness?

Think about it. That name is poetic. Mysterious. It tells the truth about what it really is. Fleshlight? It’s false advertising. Silicone Darkness? Now that speaks to the soul!

(And from my experience, that's exactly what Fleshlights do to your soul)