I’ve had it with my sub being devalued

I’ve literally been up all night shaking and crying about my FREE Amazon Prime(tm) subscription to PayMunnyWubby being devalued. He told us boys what do we have to do on a friday night, nothing. I canceled plans to have a nice dinner date with my dad because of him. Then he promises us a fun viewing session of nerd dating so I can secretly take notes on how to get with the hottest nerds in stralia. Except he ends strim because he doesn’t know who killed who with an ice cream cone. Well I’ve had it. I’m putting my dirty feet down and going outside to touch grass. No longer with I let this sweaty, fart laden green goblin decide how I spend my friday nights. I hope you’re happy Dennis. I’ll be tuning in on Sunday and buying more from Gamer Supps.