How to hide makeup from strict parents?

Sorry if this isn't the right subreddit, I really didn't know where else to ask.

I've recently become interested in trying out and experimenting with makeup, problem is I still live at home with my strict parents. Being feminine is almost demonized in my family, to the point where I'm not allowed to wear dresses anymore (unless it's a super special occasion, which we don't have many of), so of course makeup would be ridiculed even further. My mom even brags about how she never wore any makeup until her wedding day. Whenever I looked at the makeup aisle in stores, my parents would drag me out... Like I said though, I really want to be able to wear makeup now that I'm an adult.

During the day, I commute to college by train and I'm not back until 8 pm so I could buy some products while at college. Keep in mind I only have access to drug stores near my college (think Rite Aid). I'm not looking for anything too complex, just mascara, lip gloss and concealer if I'm feeling fancy.

What products would be best for me to start out? What types of makeup remover should I use to best hide it from my parents (my mother has the eyes of a hawk so she'll be able to tell if I'm wearing makeup)? The thing I'm most concerned about is where would I hide my makeup products while I'm at home? Any tips would be appreciated.