Strict GF rules

I saw this thread on twitter ya strict BF rules which led me here😅😂. What are your strict GF rules? (Rules your bf must follow) I'll go first;

1. No female best friend

2. We have to communicate daily

3. Treat me right always

4. Dress up or look presentable when we go outside ama utaenda pekeako

5. Have a hobby

6. Treat me nice

7. Be good in bed. Siezi vumilia weak game and strokes aki😭😂

8. Must be obsessed with me and me only 😌

9. Disrespect me in any way and you'll never hear from me again

10. Preferably Christian

11. Respects his mama

12.For God’s sake please be clean always

1. I'm not with that friendly with every female thing, nitakuacha

Among others😂 What about you guys?