You're cuddled up on the couch... (multiple choice)

...watching your wife's show that you have no interest in. Your wife takes your hand and sticks it in her bra so you're holding her boob. Do you:

A) begin feeling up her boob B) caress her nipple C) turn to kiss her D) wait a few moments so as to not be offensive and then move your hand back where it was so you can continue watching the show you have no interest in

If you guessed anything other than D, you're more alive than my husband.