Pizza investigation

pizza emergency help!

roughly 4 weeks ago, a pizza appeared on my doorstep.

i was indisposed at the time the doorbell rang. but after the requisite 3 minutes it takes to stave off this supposed nuisance, i opened the door. and there it was. just sitting there. no receipt. no note. no proof of sender.

assured that this must be a mistake, or possibly a secret admirer?, i decided to accept delivery. brought it inside, opened the box, and me oh my what a sight to behold, dear reader! an absolute majesty of a pizza pie!!

while my conscience chided me to wait for a resolution, my senses took hold. i HAD to try this thing. and i’ll spare you the obscenities, but it was unadulteratedly cosmic!

as the hours unfolded, and no one came forward to take credit, i became perplexed. for i have scoured my neighborhood for a delivered pie of this magnitude. and nothing has come close. i began to look for evidence of the source. ingredients, crust type, dipping sauce, and at last, the box.

and yet, i cannot decipher a clue. this is where i implore you my devious internet sleuths…

i have submitted as evidence:

1) the pie 2) the box (generic of course) 3) ring camera screenshot of delivery driver walking away

please help me find where this came from. not because i care who sent it, but because it was THAT good.